A rousing military speech in the War on Wombats

[merovingian_backup]

Welcome, warriors. Wednesday, we war with wombats. We warned wombats, when wombats went wild: "Wombats, we'll win wars."

Well, whatever. Wombats want war? We'll war.

We will win! We will win while warring with wombats. We will win wonderfully -- with weapons, with wisdom, with wishful wandering. We will whip whatever whimpering wombat we want, wherever we want, whenever we want. We won't waver. We won't whine. We won't wish we were wakeboarding with Wendy. Warriors, we will walk westward willfully. We will walk westward with weapons, with water, with wild willful wit.

Word.

Comments

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "NO MORE W!"

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Whaddya want? Wakeboarding with Wendy?

Well?

[kaolinfire.livejournal.com]

Wow. Well written.

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Word.

[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

Wunderbar! ;)

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see you're working on the sequel to V is for Vendetta.

[indomitability.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking of this. :-)

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

I like your icon.

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

I think I want to put "V is for Vendetta" in my Thug Alphabet Primer.

(M is for Murder, of course. X is still for Xylophone, though.)

[chuck-lw.livejournal.com]

Dude, you forgot to give them the website...

www.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Aw, screw it. I'm tired.

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Is there a ".www" top level domain?

[integreillumine.livejournal.com]

this is awesome!
you are awesome!
that is all!

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Gosh, thanks!

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

wow

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Word.

[eiviiaru.livejournal.com]

Will witticisms wither wombats? Weaponized wit!

[crazyunlikeafox.livejournal.com]

Why war? When we work with wombats we win. When we war with wombats, we wither, wombats wither.

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Why wonder why? We won't wonder why. We will wonder "When will we waste wombats?"

When will we waste wombats, we wonder?

Well, we'll waste wombats Wednesday.

[jholloway.livejournal.com]

What wise wombat war words.

Wait -- Wednesday? Wednesday we watch Waterworld. Well... we will wait worriedly. War well with wombats!

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

What? Waterworld's Wednesday?

Whoa.

Well, we'll wage war without. Whoops.

[beautifulpyre.livejournal.com]

Why war with wombats? Wombats welcome war!

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

When we won't war with wombats, who wins?

[diatom.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Women want whoever wins....

Whatever. Welcome warriors wend wayward without wanting / workdrive...

Wicker would wear, without wet warfields won.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.

[datan0de.livejournal.com]

Wizards!!

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Wikipedia!

[datan0de.livejournal.com]

What? Why Wikipedia?

Weirdo. :-P

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Well, why "wizards," wiseguy?

[datan0de.livejournal.com]

www.imdb.com/title/tt0076929/posters

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_%28film%29 ?

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Well done!

[paka.livejournal.com]

How have humans harbored such hideous hatreds?

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

I imagine it's inborn.

[disheah.livejournal.com]

Why?

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Wrath!

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

Just reading that has given my internal voice a lisp that will probably linger for days.

[tehmeggery.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

w00t

[ariata.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd try to say something witty, because that's just what you do with a post like this. That and witty starts with a W.

But if you could make a sensible palindrome paragraph nearly that long, it would be very awesome and much appreciated.

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

I'll give it a try. Palindromes are really, really hard. Even a single sentence is pretty painful.

Uunusual, ...

[evan.prodromou.name (from livejournal.com)]

... uuproarious, uultimately uuplifting. Youyou uunleashed uupon youyour uunfriendlies uunparalleled uugliness.

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[merovingian.livejournal.com]

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[evan.prodromou.name (from livejournal.com)]

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[merovingian.livejournal.com]

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[(Anonymous)]

OK, so, this would be funnier if I could make images work.

Re: Uunusual, ...

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

Maybe this would be better: