A rousing military speech in the War on Wombats

[merovingian_backup]

Welcome, warriors. Wednesday, we war with wombats. We warned wombats, when wombats went wild: "Wombats, we'll win wars."

Well, whatever. Wombats want war? We'll war.

We will win! We will win while warring with wombats. We will win wonderfully -- with weapons, with wisdom, with wishful wandering. We will whip whatever whimpering wombat we want, wherever we want, whenever we want. We won't waver. We won't whine. We won't wish we were wakeboarding with Wendy. Warriors, we will walk westward willfully. We will walk westward with weapons, with water, with wild willful wit.

Word.

Comments

[ariata.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd try to say something witty, because that's just what you do with a post like this. That and witty starts with a W.

But if you could make a sensible palindrome paragraph nearly that long, it would be very awesome and much appreciated.

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

I'll give it a try. Palindromes are really, really hard. Even a single sentence is pretty painful.