A rousing military speech in the War on Wombats

[merovingian_backup]

Welcome, warriors. Wednesday, we war with wombats. We warned wombats, when wombats went wild: "Wombats, we'll win wars."

Well, whatever. Wombats want war? We'll war.

We will win! We will win while warring with wombats. We will win wonderfully -- with weapons, with wisdom, with wishful wandering. We will whip whatever whimpering wombat we want, wherever we want, whenever we want. We won't waver. We won't whine. We won't wish we were wakeboarding with Wendy. Warriors, we will walk westward willfully. We will walk westward with weapons, with water, with wild willful wit.

Word.

Comments

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "NO MORE W!"

[kaolinfire.livejournal.com]

Wow. Well written.

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see you're working on the sequel to V is for Vendetta.

[chuck-lw.livejournal.com]

Dude, you forgot to give them the website...

www.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Aw, screw it. I'm tired.

[integreillumine.livejournal.com]

this is awesome!
you are awesome!
that is all!

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

wow

[eiviiaru.livejournal.com]

Will witticisms wither wombats? Weaponized wit!

[crazyunlikeafox.livejournal.com]

Why war? When we work with wombats we win. When we war with wombats, we wither, wombats wither.

[beautifulpyre.livejournal.com]

Why war with wombats? Wombats welcome war!

[diatom.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Women want whoever wins....

Whatever. Welcome warriors wend wayward without wanting / workdrive...

Wicker would wear, without wet warfields won.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.

[paka.livejournal.com]

How have humans harbored such hideous hatreds?

[disheah.livejournal.com]

Why?

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

Just reading that has given my internal voice a lisp that will probably linger for days.

[tehmeggery.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[ariata.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd try to say something witty, because that's just what you do with a post like this. That and witty starts with a W.

But if you could make a sensible palindrome paragraph nearly that long, it would be very awesome and much appreciated.

Uunusual, ...

[evan.prodromou.name (from livejournal.com)]

... uuproarious, uultimately uuplifting. Youyou uunleashed uupon youyour uunfriendlies uunparalleled uugliness.