Must be expensive.

The sign at the laundromat said "We will be responsible for all lost, stolen or damaged goods." I thought at first the "not" fell off. Then I spoke with the manager.

"I lost $20 at Disneyland on the Monorail, back when I was eleven," I said. And she handed me a sawbuck, just like that.

How do they stay in business? Volume!

( EDIT: Retraction! )