Billion Dollar Project Concept:

[merovingian_backup]

"Kids Say The Darnedest Things When Sharks Attack"

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Please let me thank you...

[shoutingboy.livejournal.com]

...for giving me a wonderful mental image: William Carlos Williams being eaten by a great white shark.

Ah, if only...

Re: Please let me thank you...

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

I have eaten
the toddlers
that were in
the wading pool

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so wiggly


Oh man, I am really never going to get the image of a poetry reading being suddenly and violently interrupted by a huge shark swallowing the reader out of my head.

Congratulations, we have just discovered the very very very very small market for William Carlos Williams parodies.

I am hopping on this memetrain!

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

I will teach you my townspeople
how to perform a beach party --
for you have it over a pack
of sharks--
unless one should scour the beach--
you have the tender tasty shark food necessary

I just wanna thank you falettin be mice elf...

[altamont.livejournal.com]

I saw the best sharks of my generation go into a feeding frenzy,
blood-glazed, obsessive, hungry,
hammerheaded dogfish sliding along the suburban beaches at sunset looking for a bougeois snack...

(...to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"?)

[shoutingboy.livejournal.com]

"Lunch" is the thing with flippers
That splashes by the shore—
And screams so loud when it goes "crunch"—
And fills the surf with gore—

Re: (...to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"?)

[altamont.livejournal.com]

LOL.
Which is to say, bravo.