I have eaten the toddlers that were in the wading pool
and which you were probably saving for breakfast
Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so wiggly
Oh man, I am really never going to get the image of a poetry reading being suddenly and violently interrupted by a huge shark swallowing the reader out of my head.
Congratulations, we have just discovered the very very very very small market for William Carlos Williams parodies.
I will teach you my townspeople how to perform a beach party -- for you have it over a pack of sharks-- unless one should scour the beach-- you have the tender tasty shark food necessary
I saw the best sharks of my generation go into a feeding frenzy, blood-glazed, obsessive, hungry, hammerheaded dogfish sliding along the suburban beaches at sunset looking for a bougeois snack...
Please let me thank you...
Ah, if only...
Re: Please let me thank you...
the toddlers
that were in
the wading pool
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so wiggly
Oh man, I am really never going to get the image of a poetry reading being suddenly and violently interrupted by a huge shark swallowing the reader out of my head.
Congratulations, we have just discovered the very very very very small market for William Carlos Williams parodies.
I am hopping on this memetrain!
how to perform a beach party --
for you have it over a pack
of sharks--
unless one should scour the beach--
you have the tender tasty shark food necessary
I just wanna thank you falettin be mice elf...
blood-glazed, obsessive, hungry,
hammerheaded dogfish sliding along the suburban beaches at sunset looking for a bougeois snack...
(...to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"?)
That splashes by the shore
And screams so loud when it goes "crunch"
And fills the surf with gore
Re: (...to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"?)
Which is to say, bravo.