Non-Nuclear

[merovingian_backup]

The Russian government just built and tested the biggest bomb ever.

It is very weird that this is not front page news. Or in mainstream American news at all.

I spoke with my parallel history twin, and he says that in his timeline, everyone is in fallout shelters now because of this. Of course, he's also got a terrible, terrible haircut and seems to think it's the best thing ever. And don't even get me started about the zeppelins. Why does every parallel timeline have so many zeppelins?

Comments

[aleph.livejournal.com]

That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. Spam does not taste like crap. It even says "crazy tasty" on the packaging. Can't you kids these days read?

And I hope you're happy: the narwhal is becoming increasingly rare (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mythologiz---mythation--mythification_of_the_Narwhal) due to a slow process of mythologization. Mytholation. Mytholiatorization. Whatevs.