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"Why do gas prices keep increasing?" I asked the All-Knowing Silver Monkey of Economics.

"Because the sellers are more organized than the buyers," she replied.

"And why is that?" I asked.

She smiled benevolently. "Because up until now you didn't have this."

And then she handed me a high-quality cast iron frying pan.

Before enlightenment, act smug, hand out kitchen supplies. After enlightenment, act smug, hand out kitchen supplies.

Thanks, All-Knowing Silver Monkey of Economics!

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She told me that I'd forget everything the moment I left and I believed her. I looked at my hands and wondered - if I wouldn't remember it, was I really real at that moment?

Then I had the comforting realization that I could just write it all down!

So that's what I'm doing here. Now I won't have to forget everything that happened!

EDIT: Darn. I forgot to write about the thing I forgot.