Stuck.

I am writing from my wireless device. I accidentally got in the super ultra express line at the supermarket. Negative one items or less. I asked if I could just switch to a different line, but the exasperated woman pointed at the sign and frowned. "That would be zero items," she said.

I don't have any groceries that I could sell them.

She's stuck here too, the poor woman. She must be mad that I even came into this line, but if a system only makes sense to people who already know it, then it's a bad system.

If I ever leave this supermarket, I'm never coming back. In the meantime, uh, can anyone help me out here?