Billion Dollar Project Concept:

[merovingian_backup]

"Kids Say The Darnedest Things When Sharks Attack"

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I am hopping on this memetrain!

[merovingian.livejournal.com]

I will teach you my townspeople
how to perform a beach party --
for you have it over a pack
of sharks--
unless one should scour the beach--
you have the tender tasty shark food necessary

I just wanna thank you falettin be mice elf...

[altamont.livejournal.com]

I saw the best sharks of my generation go into a feeding frenzy,
blood-glazed, obsessive, hungry,
hammerheaded dogfish sliding along the suburban beaches at sunset looking for a bougeois snack...

(...to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"?)

[shoutingboy.livejournal.com]

"Lunch" is the thing with flippers
That splashes by the shore—
And screams so loud when it goes "crunch"—
And fills the surf with gore—

Re: (...to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"?)

[altamont.livejournal.com]

LOL.
Which is to say, bravo.