I have eaten
the toddlers
that were in
the wading pool

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so wiggly


Oh man, I am really never going to get the image of a poetry reading being suddenly and violently interrupted by a huge shark swallowing the reader out of my head.

Congratulations, we have just discovered the very very very very small market for William Carlos Williams parodies.