2012-12-10

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2012-12-10 04:57 pm

Three Simple Rules For A Healthy, Happy Relationship, No Matter Who You Are

Rule One

When you shrink a donkey, you get a burrito. When you enlarge a burrito, you get a super burrito.

Rule Two

When you shrink a burrito, you get a taquito. When you enlarge a taquito, you get a taco.

Rule Three

When you enlarge a donkey, something something American politics cleverness. When you shrink a taquito, something something using string theory to reconcile relativity with quantum mechanics.

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Please, use the comments section below to share your story about how these three simple rules have changed your life.