Negative-One-Cheese Pizza

I truly love America, let me say. However, I also truly hate American cheese -- not as much by a long shot, but I still do. Nonetheless, I have finally found a use for American cheese! After you have negative-one-cheese pizza, the next cheese you eat will be cancelled out anyway, so you might just as well eat American cheese and get it cancelled out. It's like flavor landfill for your anticheese debts.

Mostly, I just liked that last sentence.

( Negative-One-Cheese Pizza )

Once meal is prepared, lose consciousness from the wild violations of the Second Law of Quesodynamics.

Wake up and enjoy delicious pizza. Serves six or negative six, depending on your orientation.

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