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So today I was in for some food that was much more simple than yesterday's thousand-cheese pizza. I ordered a simple lettuce salad with Ten Island dressing, which they billed as a "much simpler version of Thousand Island." The dressing has only one ingredient, which is described as "Natural Flavorings."

I'm beginning to think that this restaurant makes everything out of Velveeta and just tinkers with powers of ten afterwards.