New Slang

"First of all," they said, "the purpose of rhyming slang isn't to be clever, nor charming, nor linguistically intriguing. And it's also not intended to be a fun word puzzle for you to solve. It's intended to be a way to talk to each other in a way that you can't understand them. Second of all, we're not even Cockney, we're mole-people."

"Well, that just means you need a better rhyming slang," I replied happily.

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(Please note: my next post will be written using Mole-People Rhyming Slang. I'll try to incorporate as much rhyming slang as I can.)