The cross is in the ballpark!

Whenever I use a Bluetooth headset, the sound of the activation reminds me of Paul Simon's "The Obvious Child."

And then all day I have "The Obvious Child" stuck in my head.

And then at the end of the day I change into a giant thirty-foot long serpent for about a month.

With blue teeth, as it turns out.

I'm typing with my blue teeth now.

Youch.