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Hurry! The escapoids are getting away!

Can you help?

EDIT (In response to a question asked anonymously): How do I know they're getting away? They're escapoids. It's what they do.

Escapism

More about the escapoids:

Escapoid, qua escapoid, is an escaping escapoid.

Therefore, it must be escaping.

And you wonder how an escapoid would react to you? It would escape you.

It could not escape unless you tried to stop it. Escape requires a conflict of interests. Otherwise, it would just be leaving.

So stop dithering and grab 'em before they get away!