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I've been buying an umbrella whenever it gets rainy and I don't have one, but then forgetting the umbrella when it's sunny again.

I hadn't realized how many umbrellas I've acquired until they reached a sufficient umbrella density that they became a sentient civilization.

Now they're planning a soccer tournament against me.  Just me personally.  Which seems unfair, but who wants to argue with an umbrella?  People who argue with umbrellas just seem ridiculous.