Busytown

As anyone who's been following this journal for a while can tell you, I spend most of my free time trying to track down a specific and particularly elusive brand of sweetened children's cereal. I keep trying to trick the children who own it into giving me a bowl, but they keep fooling me.

So I've been going underground. I'm joining a spooky secret society that promises to put me in touch with this cereal. I was told that the initiation ceremony involves ritual scarification. So I've been steeling myself up for that!

Now, today, the day of my supposed initiation, I find out that in fact, I misheard them, and the secret society actually requires Richard Scarryfication.

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