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I woke up this morning with ostrich claws instead of feet. Big sharp talons, big enough that I can grab my own head with them. A ruffle of grey feathers around my upper calves where they start. I don't rhink I'll need to wear shoes any more.

I'm pretty happy with them, but they almost tripped me up this morning. ( I bet they would have been handy with that snake thing the other day, though. )

Inconvenient, maybe, but I have to step up, you know? Otherwise I wouldn't deserve these crazy feet.