Job I have held in the past

Postal Carrier
Laser Test Subject
Secret Shopper
Stuntman
Haberdasher
Shark Whisperer
Sin-Eater
Samurai
Seneschal
Scapegoat
Golem
Time Lord
Ferret
Pie
Sleepy New England Town
Antirobot
Avocado
Ball of Floss
Volvox
Millisecond
Drake Equation
Dental Assistant