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Apr. 26th, 2008 09:41 pm...and when I got home there were cakes everywhere. Every horizontal surface in the house is piled with cakes. Even the floor, except for some courteous walkway. Rich chocolate and puffy pastries, honey-yogurt cakes and angel's food and corn pudding and oatmeal-cranberry, plasticky supermarket birthday cakes and rich velvet and lemon custard and black bean cakes and huckleberry. I think I even saw some yellow cake uranium.
Who broke in and did this? The neighbors didn't see anything. Nothing was stolen, but it's still...choto...
They're all delicious so far, but I would explode in insulin collapse if I tried to have even a spoonful of each. I'm worried about ants and pests, and my trash can outside can't hold all these cakes.
Anyone want a cake?
UPDATE: I went to a café to have a cup of tea and figure out what to do, and when I got back, all the cakes are gone, just as mysteriously. Now there are lemmings here instead. What gives?
Who broke in and did this? The neighbors didn't see anything. Nothing was stolen, but it's still...choto...
They're all delicious so far, but I would explode in insulin collapse if I tried to have even a spoonful of each. I'm worried about ants and pests, and my trash can outside can't hold all these cakes.
Anyone want a cake?
UPDATE: I went to a café to have a cup of tea and figure out what to do, and when I got back, all the cakes are gone, just as mysteriously. Now there are lemmings here instead. What gives?
