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"Everyone's wearing hats so much these days," he said, "So I figure I'd make these hats that say, I disapprove of this hat-wearing trend."

"I had an idea too," she said, "Masculine sanitary napkins. Exactly like feminine sanity napkins, but with macho sport scents and names like Tiger-Clean or Space Cowboy. You know, for tomboys."

This is the slowest bus stop ever.