Sep. 11th, 2007

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Gold crocodiles, as I'm sure you know, snap their teeth on your cigarette. Or so I'd heard! I tested it and pulled a muscle badly.

"Heating the area will relax your muscles and reduce pain," the doctor said, "and cooling it down with an ice pack will stop inflammation and also reduce pain."

"So does that mean that the only bad temperature to be is the one we have right now?"

"Look, it was a terraforming error, okay?" snapped the doctor, testily, "Anyone could have made the same mistake! I wish people would stop harping on me about it. I'm sorry, okay? Is that what you wanted?"

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