Moment of clarity

So, I have a problem. I seek enlightenment compulsively.

I'm sure anyone who has read this journal knows that I have an alarming habit of seeking out people who give out weirder and worse advice. Well, I hit rock bottom today, in a library downtown. The guy was sitting in a window-patch of sunlight in such a way that I figured he must be an enlightened master, so I asked him to teach me kung fu.

"The love of office equipment is the highest form of love," he told me.

What?

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Thanks.