Logic Puzzle!

Here's a logic puzzle for you!

( Logic Puzzle Within )

Best answer gets an LJ entry talking about how awesome they are!

Lend Me Your Ears

Attention Romans!

First, I mean citizens of the Roman Empire, not modern residents of the city of Rome., and definitely not citizens of the Byzantine Empire or Holy Roman Empire.

( Romans, I havea serious complaint with you! )

I hope this gets to you in time.

P.S. Thanks for the arch.