How would you like to be a famous author?

"This potion makes your identity a pseudonym for a famous author," said the salesman. "You won't exist anymore, retroactively, but you'll be famous and a literary success. It worked for Richard Bachman and Anne Rampling!"

The thing I liked best about the potion was that it tasted like wintergreen.

EDIT: The thing "I" liked best about the potion was that it tasted like wintergreen.