I think I made you up inside my head.

It's Pi Day! I was celebrating by looking at circles. I was contemplating a particularly circular circle this morning, when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

"Excuse me, but I'm suing you for looking at that circle. You see, I'm with the RIAA, and many of our albums and CDs use that shape, so you're stealing."

"Your momma must be proud of you," I snarked back.

Was I imagining it? Did I imagine him? Were those really tiny devil horns, or did memory just insert those to be hip and symbolic? Did temperatures drop? When I closed my eyes, did the circles go away? Is any of this a legal defense?

Please help.