Don't Think I'll Go Back

I went to that new dance club last night. Fire. The gimmick is, as you walk in, they set you on fire, so everyione dances while they're dangerously on fire. It's like fire dancing, but without all the safety and practice.

The nice thing is that you don't have to dress up special, since your clothes will be on fire away anyway. And more than that, it's very beautiful to watch from up on the balcony. Very, very beautiful.

Water costs ten dollars at the bar, which is the second most expensive water I know.