The Duel

I'm going to a duel tomorrow morning. My second and I spent all morning preparing weapons, discussing etiquette, picking out clothes, and trying not to freak out. My second has been so awesome about all this. Thanks, second!

The funny thing about it is, I can't for the life of me remember why I'm duelling in the first place. I'm sure I'm just distracted by the stress of the duel.

Also, I'm not sure how to fight someone using sharpened flamingoes. At least, I don't know how to fight with poise using sharpened flamingoes.