Gulp.

"What do you do when you know there's no one watching you?" asked the group facilitator.

The answers were varied.
"I return to my stone form."
"I slough off my human skin and communicate directly with the sun."
"I disappear until someone arrives."
"I consume dust mites to power my advantageous parasites."
"I communicate with my ancestors."
"I return to my Elvis form."

Then it was my turn. Everyone watched me expectantly.