Soap.

"There is a beauty to it," she said, "when you walk into a train wreck and it turns out to be a surprise party."

"With pie," she added afterwards, muddling the metaphor.

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For a long time, I had an objective standard for rating the quality of a movie. If the soundtrack is in waltz time (3/4), it's a good movie. Otherwise, it isn't.

Unfortunately, this objective standard turned out to be stupid.

( 2006 Summer Blockbuster Reviews! )

(Note: I may have misunderstood the term "2006 Summer Blockbuster." In case it's not obvious, Peter Lorre counts as a snake.)