Kill My Television? Please?

So, I got one of those "Kill Your Television" bumper stickers, and put it on my guitar case. You know, to be smug. That was a few months ago.

This morning, I left my guitar case right in front of the television. When I got home, my television threw a glove at my feet, demanding satisfaction for the insult to its honor. Swords at dawn.

I need a second. Any volunteers?