Viral Marketing

So, last year, I got that cold that was going around. You know, the one where you got better once you infected four other people? It was spreading like crazy out here.

Then this past fall, I got the cold that makes you dislike rest, vitamins, warmth, soup and charming DVDs. That one was terrible.

Now, I think I have the Updating Cold. Not the one that makes you update your journal a lot. That's technically a fever. The one where one of the symptoms is that you get on the computer, log in to the cold's website, and download new mutations of the cold virus.

It sucks! Every time I feel like I'm starting to get better, I download miserable new updates! Someone, please take away my net access.