I really do love community college

I love community college! I just signed up for a class in dexitroboping.

The teacher seemed nervous.

"Well," he said, "The best way to learn dexitroboping is.... well, practice, of course."

Another student raised his hand. "Professor, I find your explanation generic and inadequate. Do you even know what dexitroboping is?"

That student got an F. But who cares? That's why I love community college!

Yay!

So, I went to a bake sale this morning, and I was surprised when I got there. No baked goods. Just skulls. Hundreds and hundreds of beautifully polished skulls, some ornamented, some not.

"We lied about it being a bake sale," said the nice lady in glasses. "Sorry."

"You sell skulls, then?"

"No! Of course not. We sell emotional experiences, which are stored in the skulls. If you touch a skull -- which will cost fifteen dollars, if you please - you'll experience the emotions within the skull."

"What's this one?"

"Unadulterated exuberant joy."

I shelled out fifteen bucks.

Yay!