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Sep. 20th, 2005 05:35 pmI was walking to the store today when I saw a dog with a gun holster on its collar. A full gun holster - I'm guessing a .44 Colt.
The man behind the fruit stand said, "You are looking at that dog, too, yeah? He comes around here a lot."
"Yeah, it's pretty weird."
"I know!" said the man, "How does the dog manage to have such a healthy, shiny coat?"
"Uh, that's not it."
"What, then?"
"Why does that dog have a gun?"
The fruit vendor made a broad gesture. "Because this neighborhood is so dangerous!"
Then I bought some apples.
The man behind the fruit stand said, "You are looking at that dog, too, yeah? He comes around here a lot."
"Yeah, it's pretty weird."
"I know!" said the man, "How does the dog manage to have such a healthy, shiny coat?"
"Uh, that's not it."
"What, then?"
"Why does that dog have a gun?"
The fruit vendor made a broad gesture. "Because this neighborhood is so dangerous!"
Then I bought some apples.
