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Sep. 5th, 2005 06:58 pmI was driving to a company event with a coworker, and we got to talking.
"You know," he said, "I've heard it said that a fellow has two families. The family he's born with, and the family that's present when he sloughs off his pink skin and attains his true reptoid form."
"Excuse me?" I said.
He did a doubletake and cleared his throat. Then he laughed nervously. "Uh, joke. Just a joke. Yeah. Of course a person doesn't have, uh, two families. Nevermind."
"You know," he said, "I've heard it said that a fellow has two families. The family he's born with, and the family that's present when he sloughs off his pink skin and attains his true reptoid form."
"Excuse me?" I said.
He did a doubletake and cleared his throat. Then he laughed nervously. "Uh, joke. Just a joke. Yeah. Of course a person doesn't have, uh, two families. Nevermind."
