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So, I think I might have mentioned recently that I have been working as a talent agent.

Today a new act came in. A family.

"I don't usually do family shows," I said.

"Wait until you see our show!" said the father.

Then they all stared forward, eyes wide and blank. Over the course of six hours, they faded out of existence.

"Wow! That was some act! What do you call yourself?"

There was no answer.