Meme that's been floating around.

Did this in a few friends' journals, so I'm passing it along. Uh, it might have mutated when I pressed that "Fish Mutator" button, though.

1. Reply with your name and Naked Ayn Mole Rand will respond with something about you.
2. She'll you what movie, book, or hard-packed clay reminds her of you.
3. She'll give you philosophical advice.
4. She will give you instructions for maintaining the burrow, and pay you only in gold, which follows from the Aristotelian principle that A is A.
5. She'll make up a vicious and totally untrue lie about you.
6. She'll tell you what animal you remind her of.
7. She will ask you something she's always wondered about you.
8. If Naked Ayn Mole Rand does this for you, it is not an act of charity, but a celebration of man as a heroic being.

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