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Jul. 20th, 2005 10:47 pmI got woken up early this morning.
"I'm here to replace everything you own with salt," said the chipper 5 A.M. handyman who rang my doorbell.
"What?" I said groggily.
"Someone here ordered salt replacement."
It turned out it was my next door neighbor. But I let him replace everything with salt first, before I told him. Then I refused to pay.
I'm very devious.
"I'm here to replace everything you own with salt," said the chipper 5 A.M. handyman who rang my doorbell.
"What?" I said groggily.
"Someone here ordered salt replacement."
It turned out it was my next door neighbor. But I let him replace everything with salt first, before I told him. Then I refused to pay.
I'm very devious.
