I Wanted To Be With You Alone

The weather has been strange lately, have you noticed?

I mean, hot in the winter and rainy in the summer happens sometimes. But today the weatherman predicted rain that was hungry for the taste of human flesh. Also, there's the snow that gives you extra airlines miles when it lands on you. And the wind that makes everything seem like a soap opera. The weatherman is complicated.

Am I the only one who thinks this is odd?

I don't even know how the physics of this would work.