May. 15th, 2005

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In the end, we agreed on the following copy:

"Hi, I'm Leonard Walmitt, owner and operator of Walmitt Automotive. In 1934, my grandfather, Tom Walmitt, started an auto shop with a simple idea: make the most money possible at the expense of others. My father inherited the shop, and he was even worse; he was a drunkard, a liar and a madman. I barely ever saw him, but I swore to myself I'd never be like him. He finally died when I was twenty-two, and I began studying auto care with a desperate intenstiy. Every day I burn with shame at the crime and incompetence in my family history, and that eternal loathing means affordable, top-quality auto care for you! So come on down and check us out! Walmitt Automotive, providing auto services since 1934, and quality services since 1975."

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