I'm an alligator. I'm a momma-poppa comin' for you.

So, for the past 40 hours or so, I've been stranded. I'm stuck in an unexpected gravity deadpoint outside Neptune's orbit - being pulled in different directions with equal force, so I'm just staying in place. I've been camped out with a magical talking comet and a tiny green man in a tiny green flying saucer. We've been singing campfire songs and wasting the time with some Tang and freeze-dried ice cream.

( We got to talking. )