Feb. 1st, 2002

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DenturesGod: dude can you help me with something
MerovingianHeir: Hey, what's up?
MerovingianHeir: Ask away, brother.
DenturesGod: i've got a business idea that some investors want to get in on, but i need to put together a business plan.can you help?
MerovingianHeir: I'd be happy to. What's the plan?
DenturesGod: the company name is misert celebrtions
DenturesGod: misery celebrations
MerovingianHeir: Okay, nice name. What do you do?
DenturesGod: plan parties for peopel to celebrate the sworst shitt o happen in there lives
MerovingianHeir: Like what?
DenturesGod: you know like unemployment parties and divorce parties, and maybe big huge parties for companies that go bankrupt or like big catastrophes
MerovingianHeir: Um, no offense, but do you think you'll have customers?
DenturesGod: absolutely
DenturesGod: you ever read heinlein
MerovingianHeir: Sure. Why?
DenturesGod: in strangr in as trange land the amrtian is like "the reason people laugh is because the other choice is to cry" so i'm offering a service where people can put together a party and laugh so they dont have to cry
MerovingianHeir: Hmmmm...
DenturesGod: i mean being divorced or fired or whatever is bad enough wouldnt you rather have a party than have to go mope and feel like shit
MerovingianHeir: Okay, sure. I can see that. And the investors are interested?
DenturesGod: dude there all over it
MerovingianHeir: Do these people have money? I mean, bankruptcy? Divorce? Unemployment? Not to be cold or anything, but these are expensive tragedies.
DenturesGod: there like promising me a million dollars to get it started its going to be big
MerovingianHeir: Wow, cool.
DenturesGod: no they dont have money
DenturesGod: but there willing to spend money anyway its all about credit cards man
MerovingianHeir: Well, fair enough. Let's meet and we can talk about putting together a business plan.
DenturesGod: cool and then if that succeeds i can start up on my next step
MerovingianHeir: What's your next step?
DenturesGod: consolations and sadness for good occasions - like re-employment or finding someone new or something
MerovingianHeir: That's going a little far, don't you think?
DenturesGod: not at all
DenturesGod: i mean people have been repressing all that sorrow and once thigns are better they dont have to hold back their sadness anymore
DenturesGod: after all people need to be sad

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