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Today, a different psychologist. She set about administering tests to determine my personality type, using what she referred to as "the Myers-Briggs Anti-Dimension Personality Test" to determine the personality of my goatee-wearing evil self.

You see, personality types are a continuum:


OVERBEARING <----------> MEEK
LAZY <----------> NITPICKING
UNTHINKING <----------> UNFEELING
WISHY-WASHY <----------> RECKLESS