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Apr. 3rd, 2001 02:46 pmThis morning, I woke up to find that some kinds had tagged my apartment building. In big letters, with black spraypaint:
STARFISH ARE NOT GOOD FINANCIAL ADVISORS
...but fortunately the landlord isn't making me pay for cleaning it up.
I feel so misunderstood. When I started my own company, I decided to open up positions to the normally-untapped talent pool of the tidal pool. Echinoderms often make excellent financial advisors, I assure you. Our EPS has skyrocketed, and without advice from class Asteroidea, we would have missed out on some prime investment opportunities.
The kids don't understand that, I guess. They live in their own small world.
And they're sea stars, not star fish. Fish are chordates. Stupid hooligans.
STARFISH ARE NOT GOOD FINANCIAL ADVISORS
...but fortunately the landlord isn't making me pay for cleaning it up.
I feel so misunderstood. When I started my own company, I decided to open up positions to the normally-untapped talent pool of the tidal pool. Echinoderms often make excellent financial advisors, I assure you. Our EPS has skyrocketed, and without advice from class Asteroidea, we would have missed out on some prime investment opportunities.
The kids don't understand that, I guess. They live in their own small world.
And they're sea stars, not star fish. Fish are chordates. Stupid hooligans.
